ADVERTISE HERE

Every blinking banner on this site is a placeholder waiting for a real sponsor. Pay for a slot and your ad replaces the retro nonsense there, on every page, for as long as you have booked it.

SLOTS

• Top banner (every page) — image 728 x 90 px, or a text ad
• Mid banner (home, gallery, flop page) — image 728 x 90 px, or a text ad
• Box (bottom row of every page, 3 shown) — image 300 x 250 px, or a text ad

WHAT YOU GET

• Your image (PNG, JPG, GIF, WEBP) or a headline and a line of text.
• A link to your site, marked as sponsored.
• Impression and click counts on request.

PRICE

Make an offer. Seriously.

Questions? Ask the AI.